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◊ ◊ ◊ ◊ ◊ BAND BIOGRAPHY & INFORMATION ◊ ◊ ◊ ◊ ◊

Dion, the Gypsy-raised result of a hops-fuelled liaison between a human-sized dwarf and a Slovakian leprechaunette and Billy, a descendant of Cousin It and the unpaid, official representative of the World Golf-Attire Authority began writing in earnest round abouts the year of two thousand and eight. They quickly realized that their symphonic venture would pay off much more than their proposed aggressive takeover of Whittlin’s R Us and continued to grind sporadically throughout the season known as summer.

A few months (and several hundred bulletins and classified ads) later, Mike was enveloped into the ensemble. Mike had just been fired from his once-illustrious career as an Ahomosexual live-stock fluffer for Bawdy Barnyard Productions after an… “incident“ involving a harmonica, a tub of hummus and an Episcopalian organ- grinder‘s monkey. Once taken on by Meth Tooth, he was put to work strangling the living daylights out of a Shure micro-ma-phone as well as doubling as the official Meth Tooth nip-gripper. At least he did once he'd overcome the nausea from his sudden elevation into the attic, now known as The Meth Lab.
These gravity-enthusiasts, did not allow the lack of a Mother-Pluckin’ Octave-Popper to hold them back from their dream of being payed in beer, Monsters and Ball-In-A-Cups (or would that be Balls-In-A-Cup ?) in return for playing their set; even having a guest appearance from Dance Cadaverous' low-ender Johnno.

That, apparently was it: Meth Tooth pretending to have a bassist annoyed the piss out of an ancient universal entity known only as Tsi Ss‘Ab, thus causing the aforementioned entity to copulate with a megasauric, amorous 13-fingered cellist of talents-most-gob-smacking. With a clear purpose in mind, Tsi Ss’Ab seduced MechaCellist with the endlessly looped "Legacies Of Molestation" intro and a 30 pack of PBR with a funnel, and their ensuing love-making destroyed entire galaxies (Have you seen this? Have you heard about this?). Thundering out of MechaCellist’s womb comes Ryan, swinging a five-string rumble-stick above his head to whereby storm his way into the Meth Lab and the band's hearts.

These attic-dwellers have also recorded ten minutes of original material for their half of the MethFuck FesterTooth Insane Cranium SPLITting DEMOlition split mini-CD with local grindmates Festerfuck which is a free download, or is also available in 80mm mini-disc form - also for free - with purchases from upstanding, gracious and - dare we say - extremely handsome grind distros No Escape Records and Grindhead Records in Australia, Epitomite Productions and Get Up And Kill Music in the U.S and A, Black Hole Productions in Brazil and Goatgrind Records out of Switzerland. Unfortunately, all hard copies of this extremely limited edition have been dispersed across the globe, but it is still available for download.


METH TOOTH IS:

Mike "The Sample" Jonjak-- VoKills and Grind Angel
Billy "Peeper" Hafemann-- Gee-tar and Senior Backside Inspector.
Ryan "Rabbi Funkenstein" Bero-- Bass-ification and Tooth Chips
Dion "Superbeard" Brass-- stuff on things and main Aussie ambassador.


BAND CONTACT / PRESS / BOOKING / INQUIRIES:
methtooth@gmail.com